Okay ladies, I'm putting you on notice. Please review this video then kindly disregard. I know this is an old video but, sometimes a refresher review of this video is needed. Yes, it's early in the morning and my humor is a little off, don't know why I thought of this.
I realize the thought and/or temptation to do one or more of these things may cross your mind from time to time but let me elevate any questions you may have about the following video.
In a nutshell (he he, no pun intended):
1. Teeth, bad
2. Dry, not good
3. Smacking, really, really, really not the way to please your man. Enough can not be said on this subject.
Here is a little help for you to help you remember what NOT to do.
An acronym: TDS.
It's easy to remember, it's easy to say. Repeat it to yourself over and over. And like an STD (yeah same letters in the acronym, I got that), can ruin a relationship faster than your boyfriend finding that 24" dildo in your nightstand.
Any of these actions can scar a man for life and tends to be a real "winnie shrinker" from which no amount of Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis can remedy the the problem.
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10 comments:
whoa now! that just sounds painful. nope, no biting, no dry mouth and no smashing like a pancake. nothing I didn't know already, but thanks for that.
That may be the funniest thing I've seen in awhile! There is absolutely no chance that I'd ever do those things - ever! I think that was a lesson I learned when I was in high school.
How about needles? Razor blades?
Ok, if it's wet and slidey you like then so be it. ;)
Now...see...I thought some people liked these things! I am not fond of them myself, but just the other day a friend told me she did not like cum. Now, to each his own, right? To me - wet and slidey (thanks Button) is the way to go. But, if we're being *inclusive* here in our little realm, should we not make room for slap, chomp and grate?
Fortunately, my post-secondary education has given me a familiarity with irony. Thus, I can draw the following conclusions:
1. Toothless
2. Wet
3. Gentle
Sounds like an extremely old Golden Retriever might also do the trick, Shack.
Autumn : I'm glad you get it, now repeat after me NO TDS, NO TDS, NO TDS.
Aurore : This is one of those things that gets funnier the more you watch it.
Button : I have always said, I will try anything once but I would have to pass on the needles and razor blades. Yes WET AND SLIDEY (WAS), another easy to remember acronym, GOOD thank you!
Now repeat after me: NO to TDS, YES to WAS
Jane : I would never criticize the choices of other, just please dont' slap, chomp or grate on me!
L, you're hilarious.
L : but it's MY dog... that makes it okay right? Pass the peanut butter.
PB - hysterical. Love that video. It's very well done.
Andy: Whew, I'm glad somebody got that! :)
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