Props

I want to give props to Andy and his haiku. I've actually thought about this form of poetry some... poetry with rules. I myself very much being a "color outside the lines" kinda person have found it difficult.

Ya done good buddy. I hope you do more, and of course keep writing.

Shackism #11

You can't control the wind, only harness it for a time.

Came to me after writing Sweetly

I know

I want to say up front, I know most of you will be supportive about all the poems and crap I've been writing.

I don't know why I've been "feeling" so much lately. Maybe, and me thinks because I've been sick. I do know I get in creditably horny when I start to get sick but, I'm past that now, I just plain ole sick. But maybe I "feel" different things when I'm sick.

Believe it or not, not ALL of them (the poems) are ABOUT ME... some of them are about and for YOU. I have not always shared with you because I haven't wanted to freak any of you out and you think I'm a weirdo.

But I do think about the things you write, and what you must be going through.

Anyway just felt that had to be said.

Sweetly The Wind Blew

sweetly the wind blew,
gently from the west,
the end of august,
unlike the rest.

fragrant and inviting
fulfilling a need,
once repressed,
it was freed.

storming my heart,
like a thunder,
storming my mind,
consuming my wonder.

til the north wind
hard did blow
where it led her
i do not know.

soon the winter
will have run its course
i wait for her
without remorse

only time will tell
if i wait in vain
i look to the south
to forget the pain

-- I.R. Shackleford

The Fire

press your lips to mine
let me taste the wine
lingering on your lips

on you, i need to feed
my heart needs to bleed
before eventually it rips

do not turn away
turn into the fray
that is easy for you

what makes you afraid
what is it that has made
this so hard to do

do you not trust
your heart turned to rust
or could it be me

or is it you are afraid
or you wanted to get laid
i really can't see

because i gave you more
than some kind of whore
that's not what you want

so, i had it all wrong
sappy love song
so i continue to hunt


because my heart aches
that i cannot fake
the lingering desire

it may smolder
as i grow older
still within, the fire

-- IR Shackleford

Shackism #10

I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box... But, I am one of the pretty colors.

Addendum/Modification:

I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box... But, I am well used.

While I may not be the sharpest crayon (see Shackism #3), there is a sharpener on the back of the box. So, I do stay pretty sharp. :)

And the thing about being a pretty color people keep using them and tearing back the wrapper to keep using them, and sharpening them.

An observation about being the sharpest crayon, is that there is a reason they are always sharp... no one ever uses them.

With this Shackism I don't mean using them in the context of Shackism #8, but the kind of using where people love and value you.

Evil Genuis

I love this song, it's sexy, and hot. Always puts me "in the mood". Just working tonight, and listening to my iTunes, so I thought I would share.




Here are the lyrics:

She's a wonderful wonder
And she crashed down like a thunder
She arrives at the moment I leave
A battle-ground for an eye

I love my evil genius
I love my evil genius
Nothing can come between us
I'm in love with a genius

I love this feelin'
Tempted by storm, weak me
Strung out on a beautiful charm
She's the middle in my eye

I love my evil genius
I love my evil genius
Nothing can come between us
I'm in love with a genius
God knows she's a genius

She's goin' make, she's goin' make, make the world go
I can't ecscape, I can't ecscape so I find hope
She's goin' make, she's goin' make, make the world go
I can't ecscape, I can't ecscape so I find hope
She's goin' make, she's goin' make, make the world go
She's goin' make, she's goin' make, make the world go

(Round) My evil genius
(Makes my world go, round) My evil genius
(Make, make my world go)
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh

I Can't

Deal with these feelings, emotions going round,
Inside my head, inside my heart.

Its something I can't let go,
They continue to tear me apart.

Throw this dog a bone, its been a while,
Since you told me, where I stand.

So "kiss my ass bitch", as I toss the cards,
No one really knows where they will land.

Women Take Note

Okay ladies, I'm putting you on notice. Please review this video then kindly disregard. I know this is an old video but, sometimes a refresher review of this video is needed. Yes, it's early in the morning and my humor is a little off, don't know why I thought of this.



I realize the thought and/or temptation to do one or more of these things may cross your mind from time to time but let me elevate any questions you may have about the following video.

In a nutshell (he he, no pun intended):

1. Teeth, bad
2. Dry, not good
3. Smacking, really, really, really not the way to please your man. Enough can not be said on this subject.

Here is a little help for you to help you remember what NOT to do.

An acronym: TDS.

It's easy to remember, it's easy to say. Repeat it to yourself over and over. And like an STD (yeah same letters in the acronym, I got that), can ruin a relationship faster than your boyfriend finding that 24" dildo in your nightstand.

Any of these actions can scar a man for life and tends to be a real "winnie shrinker" from which no amount of Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis can remedy the the problem.

HNY & HNT

Today is the day we begin our resolutions for the new year. Like everyone else (bloggers) I don't really make resolutions, I like to think of them more as "guidelines" for a general direction I would like to move in. Okay, here goes my '09 guidelines:

1. Sex, more of it, and with someone else :). I am woefully undersexed and sex is suppose be good for prostrate health.

2. More T & A. This is not Tits and Ass, though I would not turn either of them down but it's more for Thin and Attractive. Yeah, I know this is a common resolution for the new year, but I have some goals to get that "six pack" that seems to allude me.

3. HNT. I will do at least 10 this year.

4. Spend more quality time with my kids. Working too much is not good for father/son relationships.

Well that's it. Of course I'm open to suggestions if anyone has any.

HNT

I only had two this year, but this is my favorite because it was my first and it was on a dare, and I do like a challenge. See it here