Is Driving Sexual?

I had to ask myself this question today. See, today I had to drive to another city to pick up my kids, it's roughly 250 miles away and it's not a bad drive, I actually enjoy driving, but this holiday traffic is not too much fun, too many crazies on the road you know. Driving allows me plenty of time to think, and I am a thinker, today I was a singer, singing along with the songs on XM after I had my triple cafe latte.

At any rate, I was clicking along between 80 and 90, which is what I normally do if I can find a good "bird dog" to sniff out the state troopers and various city police.

Anyway to make a short story even shorter, this dude comes up on my rear pretty quickly so I move over to let him pass. As I may have mentioned in the past I have a love affair with my care, pretty much because It can haul ass and I like pretty much all female ass (yes my car is a girl, but she doesn't have a name. I may have to do something about this. Of course an unnamed woman, does have an air of mystic about it)

I decided to play with my new bird dog cuz he was driving one of those fancy Caddy's with the dual exhaust and hard lines. It's suppose to be pretty hot stuff. I cranked it up to about 110 to catch up to him, and this seemed to irritate him somewhat.

We ran into some traffic and had to slow down a bit and I decided to let him act a fool an weave in and out of the traffic. Yeah I caught him about 10 miles later and I didn't really act a fool.

I had reached my destination and realized I was sporting a chubby. Damn, that was fun, too bad I didn't have time to look for an oriental massage place. :) Oh yeah, I did say I wasn't going to do that anymore. hmmm.